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Wht are the funniest line you ever heard a guy say as a attempt to hit on you?
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Posted 7/6/12 , edited 7/6/12
Well after reading this I now know why "Hello, whats your name" as a starter has a decent success rate however next time I'm being funny I must try some of these.
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Catz1297 wrote:

I dont think I've ever had any cute confessions... its all been just plain awkward, but I tend to find people sending me pictures of their dicks the most disturbing...


HAHA, but that's the best way to confess...

"This is what you do to me.."

*Insert dick picture*

ASIF that wouldn't make you fall in love with me?
Posted 7/6/12 , edited 7/6/12

SlimShadyDogg wrote:

Well im a dude but sometimes I jokingly say random pick up lines. Heres one of my favs:
Hey, you must be the Higgs boson, because I'm going to be all over you.
..... Yeah. I never actually knew whether or not I used the terms correctly though. Physics is not my forte.


Technically not, but most physicists really are all over that particle as of late. Can't see it working though.



Catz1297 wrote:

I dont think I've ever had any cute confessions... its all been just plain awkward, but I tend to find people sending me pictures of their dicks the most disturbing...


Makes me wonder why, since the penis is the ugliest part in a man. Unless they're obese, in which case it's hard to pick.
Posted 7/6/12 , edited 7/6/12
Some random dude in the mall asked me Pwede maki holding hands? or "Can we hold hands?"

I'm all FUCK NO.
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You have a nice face.
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I got asked this one time:P "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
LMFAO.
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Once at the mall I was waiting to meet up with my friend, and a guy walked up to me and started speaking french to me and said, "Madame you are quite beautiful to be so as a decendant from france." and I kinda blinked, and said, "Dude, Im Irish-Filipino. o.o And its kinda (really) obvious..."
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Do you have any keyboard relatives?
Because your my TYPE! xD
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"Hey bebe I play runescape and world of warcraft while jacking off to naruto. My friends all call me a legendary warlock. How about you come over to my house, you can use my grandma's vibrator on me. I'll lube you up nicely with mustard and then we can play some super mario bros. CALL ME MAYBE?"
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wtfbbq68 wrote:

"My friends all call me a legendary warlock."


10/10, INSTANT LAY
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A guy asked me for a map once and when I showed him one he was like I need direction and I was like to where? and he replied "To your house!"
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immitis wrote:

Well after reading this I now know why "Hello, whats your name" as a starter has a decent success rate however next time I'm being funny I must try some of these.


lol When, "Hello, whats your name," doesn't work it just as hilarious as a pick-up line. My friend goes up to these 2 girls and says, "Hey my name is Kevin, what's your name." They just stared at him forcing him to turn around and awkwardly walk away. I almost died from laughter.

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cuz guys don't hit on me!
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TheRealEscargotpudding wrote:

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cuz guys don't hit on me!


I feel like this probably opened the floodgates for the creepers.
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Oh, man! This thread is hilarious!
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