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Mars vs. Venus
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Posted 4/5/08 , edited 4/5/08

darklion wrote:

Anyway, I'll just poke some jokes at the expense of women. Please don't kill me. I got these off a website.

Joke #1

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.


What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.
(Adam Ferrara)

Joke #3

Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)

Joke #4 (last one)

Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

I remember that last one.. when I heard about it I was like wtf and burst out laughing xD

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71 / M / Limbo
Posted 4/5/08 , edited 4/5/08
What in a good honorable name of fuck?

Well lets just say I'd rather live in Venus than Mars
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27 / M / Philippines
Posted 4/5/08 , edited 4/5/08
hahaha nyc jokes!
Posted 4/5/08 , edited 4/5/08
Mars is all red and hot, surely only hot guys are from Mars
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Posted 4/5/08 , edited 4/5/08
To be honest, I prefer the middle ground Earth.
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