The Vending Machine of the Universe

Hnnnng, I feel special and recognized! Most people should be very familiar with this game since it seems to be popular on forums everywhere.

Anyway, welcome to the mighty Vending Machine of the Universe, where all your hopes and dreams may be realized, your deepest fears may manifest, or nothing might happen at all. All hail the machine. The machine giveth and the machine taketh away.

Insert any object. The following forumite decides what comes out of the machine, then inserts an object of his/her own.

P1: *inserts a coin*

P2: You get a moldy hunk of cheese.
*inserts a razor*

P3: You get a katana
*inserts a dead fish......

So on, so forth. Rinse and repeat.

I'll start.....

*inserts a lightning bolt*

Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 4/13/15 Hnnnng, I feel special and recognized! Most people should be very familiar with this game since it seems to be popular on forums everywhere. Anyway, welcome to the mighty Vending Machine of the Universe, where all your hopes and dreams may be realized, your deepest fears may manifest, or nothing might happen at all. All hail the machine. The machine giveth and the machine taketh away. Insert any object. The following forumite decides what comes out of the machine, then inserts an object of his/her own. P1: inserts a coin P2: You get a moldy hunk of cheese. inserts a razor P3: You get a katana inserts a dead fish...... So on, so forth. Rinse and repeat. I'll start..... inserts a lightning bolt*
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.
Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 4/2/16 You receive a cool facial scar. inserts a car battery
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.
TripleBakaKimidori 7543 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / Reincarnated in A... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You get a bigger car battery. inserts soul
	Report to Moderator Cute is JUSTICE, Flat is STATUS, Loli is SOUL.
Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 4/2/16 You receive nothing but the resounding laughter of the devil. inserts an Egyptian mummy
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.
Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 3/17/20 You get water. No cup. Just water. inserts raisins
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.
Aokidanza 52366 cr points Send Message: 26 / F / Balmer, Murlin Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You get a cheap bottle of wine. inserts pine needles
	Report to Moderator "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." - William Shakespeare
TripleBakaKimidori 7543 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / Reincarnated in A... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You get a Christmas tree for you decorating. inserts a quarter
	Report to Moderator Cute is JUSTICE, Flat is STATUS, Loli is SOUL.
Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You receive a skill book teaching you a special secret technique of your very own. inserts a raven
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.
	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You get a poem insert pickle
	Report to Moderator (*￣m￣)
Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You get not just three wishes but the entire genie! inserts a dead language
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.
Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You receive Loki's horse, Svadilfari. inserts a dragon
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.
Aokidanza 52366 cr points Send Message: 26 / F / Balmer, Murlin Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You get an egg. A chicken egg. inserts a piece of chocolate
	Report to Moderator "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." - William Shakespeare
Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You get a glimpse of a terrifying future in which everything that can go wrong does. inserts a sea bird's beak
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.
wyrvan 69469 cr points Send Message: 51 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You receive a giant mutant albatross. inserts a tape dispenser
	Report to Moderator
Morbidhanson 27432 cr points Send Message: 33 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/1/13 You receive plastic surgery. inserts a scorpion
	Report to Moderator Conjuring up the past is not remembering; it is replacing.

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