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Hnnnng, I feel special and recognized! Most people should be very familiar with this game since it seems to be popular on forums everywhere.
Anyway, welcome to the mighty Vending Machine of the Universe, where all your hopes and dreams may be realized, your deepest fears may manifest, or nothing might happen at all. All hail the machine. The machine giveth and the machine taketh away.
Insert any object. The following forumite decides what comes out of the machine, then inserts an object of his/her own.
P1: *inserts a coin*
P2: You get a moldy hunk of cheese.
*inserts a razor*
P3: You get a katana
*inserts a dead fish......
So on, so forth. Rinse and repeat.
I'll start.....
*inserts a lightning bolt*
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You receive a cool facial scar.
*inserts a car battery*
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You get a bigger car battery.
*inserts soul*
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You receive nothing but the resounding laughter of the devil.
*inserts an Egyptian mummy*
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You get water. No cup. Just water.
*inserts raisins*
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You get a cheap bottle of wine.
*inserts pine needles*
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You get a Christmas tree for you decorating.
*inserts a quarter*
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You receive a skill book teaching you a special secret technique of your very own.
*inserts a raven*
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You get a poem
*insert pickle*
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You get not just three wishes but the entire genie!
*inserts a dead language*
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You receive Loki's horse, Svadilfari.
*inserts a dragon*
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You get an egg. A chicken egg.
*inserts a piece of chocolate*
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You get a glimpse of a terrifying future in which everything that can go wrong does.
*inserts a sea bird's beak*
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You receive a giant mutant albatross.
*inserts a tape dispenser*
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You receive plastic surgery.
*inserts a scorpion*
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