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The Vending Machine of the Universe

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30 / M
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You receive Van Helsing's gas-propelled rapid-fire vampire-slaying crossbow. Holy water included.

*inserts a stop sign*

V I was hoping for a hammer and a clock
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F / Australia
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You get a speeding fine.

*inserts a fedora*
Trahma 
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35 / M / New Jersey
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You receive a bedazzled fedora.

*Inserts a lemon.*
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24 / F / Dat place up Norf...
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You receive Pinesol.

*inserts a Dell*
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33 / M / Providence
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You get a corrupted hard drive.

*inserts a Nintendo 3DS*
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M / Middle of the 7th...
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You get this:


*Inserts cardboard paper towel tube*
Posted 12/3/13 , edited 12/4/13
You get a Kaleidoscope.

*inserts a cake*
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24 / F / Dat place up Norf...
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You get me!

*inserts lipstick*
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30 / M
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You get an unforgettable night with a morbidly obese, aggressive, middle-aged crossdresser.

*inserts a crown*
Posted 12/3/13 , edited 12/4/13
(^that answer sounds like Norman from the Psycho novel!)

You get to be King of L.A.I.R.E

*inserts a thriller DVD*



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30 / M
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You get a dark-skinned friend who looks like Michael Jackson and a light-skinned friend who looks like Michael Jackson.

*inserts a witch hat*
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31 / M / Eden of the East
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You get Hocus Pocus on DVD.

*Inserts a slinky.*
wyrvan 
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48 / M
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You get the urge to go down stairs a lot.

*Inserts a pizza*
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30 / M
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You receive a belt made by slicing off and stringing together the mummified ears of condemned criminals.

*inserts a medieval mace*
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30 / M
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You receive a helmet with spikes...on the inside.

*inserts a free dinner coupon*
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