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The Vending Machine of the Universe

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30 / M
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You receive a magical control knob for your hair. Turn up the volume!

*inserts bucket of ice*
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You get a packet of rainbow sticky notes.

*inserts a star encased in ice*
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You receive lukewarm water and a starfish.

*inserts a needle*
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You recieve a Maleficient Figurine

*Inserts a glass slipper*
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You get a stretch Armstrong action figure

*inserts a secret love note*
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23 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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You get pieces of broken glass.

*inserts Christmas cheer*
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33 / M / Providence
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You get a beautifully wrapped present. What could it be?!

*inserts a Mr. Potato Head*
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26 / M / CO, USA
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You get French Fries with little pieces of plastic in it

*inserts Gold-Plated Waffle Iron*
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30 / M
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You receive the mighty Beginner's Crude Wooden Shortsword.

*inserts vanilla extract*
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48 / M
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You receive vanilla ice cream. A lot of vanilla ice cream. A really huge amount actually. Mounds and mounds of the stuff. Mountains of ice cream. Its like the Alps. And it...... what a minute. What's that noise? (Looks around) ITS AN AVALANCHE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Inserts an asterisk*
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26 / M / A town called "Ci...
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You receive an interview with AC/DC

*inserts some weird looking plant*
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You get Little Shop of Horrors

*inserts 3 power chords*
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28 / F / A Fictional City
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You get really strong illegal sedatives.

*inserts a chainsaw*
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25 / M
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You get a right arm - severed.

*Inserts a pint of whiskey.*
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28 / F / A Fictional City
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You get a cask of amontillado

*inserts an evil spellbook*
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