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The Vending Machine of the Universe

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33 / M / Providence
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Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/8/13
^^ haha right, I will. But I wanna understand, don't you like teaching me things the hard way?

^ OW, I just never learn do I?

You receive 4 x 10^24 100-Watt light bulbs.

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Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/8/13
You receive a birth video.

*insert navel fluff*
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Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/8/13
You receive smegma that has been aged into a cheese.

*inserts an orca whale*
Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/9/13
You get an Orca whale plushie.

*inserts a red flannel shirt*
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24 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/9/13
You get a pickaxe.

*inserts snow*
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98 / M / Somewhere between...
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Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/9/13
You get a stay at a Nordic ice hotel

*inserts 9 lives*
Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/9/13
^ Ack! You get a cat for that!


*inserts jingle bells*
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28 / F / A Fictional City
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Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/9/13
You get run over by a reindeer and santa mistakes your flattened body for a cookie and eats you

*inserts hummingbird*
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27 / M / Bed
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Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/9/13
You receive a pair of earrings that look like ornate hummingbirds.

*inserts a paperclip*

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28 / F / A Fictional City
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Posted 12/8/13 , edited 12/9/13
You get that annoying paper clip helper guy in Microsoft word in real life and just like in word, he is annoying and doesn't go away.

*inserts hummus*
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26 / M / A town called "Ci...
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Posted 12/9/13 , edited 12/9/13
You receive a golden pony with angelic wings and body armor.


*inserts a McDonalds application*
Posted 12/9/13 , edited 12/9/13
you get a depressing life

*inserts banana peppers*
Posted 12/9/13 , edited 12/9/13
You receive a talking banana pepper bent on destroying anything around it. >:3

*inserts your dirty socks* >.<
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33 / M / Providence
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Posted 12/9/13 , edited 12/9/13
You get back one clean sock....great now I'm down a sock.

*inserts a bowl of chocolate ice cream*
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20 / M / Reincarnated in A...
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Posted 12/9/13 , edited 12/10/13
You get what appears to be chocolate ice cream in a cone.

*inserts an I.O.U.*
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