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The Vending Machine of the Universe

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24 / F
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Posted 12/9/13 , edited 12/10/13
You get a guy from the Mafia looking for money you owe them.

*inserts my heart*
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You receive Calcifer until someone comes along and recognizes your heart. You feel no pain until then.

*inserts a string of lights*
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24 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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You get a heartfelt Christmas card from yours truly. :3

*inserts rubber band*
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27 / M / Bed
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You receive a book for the 101 uses of a rubber band.

*Inserts a TV remote*
Posted 12/9/13 , edited 12/10/13
You get a universal remote control. (Like the one from the movie Click)

*inserts a basketball*
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You get sucked into Space Jam.

*inserts art pens*
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24 / F
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You receive magical pens; Whatever you draw comes to life/reality.

*inserts $1.25*
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27 / M / Bed
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You get one of the sticky hands from the little quarter machines.

*Inserts the car piece from Monopoly*
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24 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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You get the new cat piece that everyone was ranting/raving about.

*inserts a lost soul*
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30 / M
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You receive enlightenment and achieve Buddhahood, breaking the cycle of reincarnation.

*inserts jungle juice*
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30 / M
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You receive a jungle fruit. ;)

*inserts a chocolate coin*

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30 / M
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You receive the power to turn anything that you touch into chocolate.

*inserts dice*
Posted 12/10/13 , edited 12/10/13
You receive a warrant for your arrest for gambling. >:3

*inserts a clone of you* >.<
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26 / M / CO, USA
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Your receive a bottle of concentrated Awesome Essence. Use as directed.

*inserts blank CD*
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20 / M / Reincarnated in A...
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You get a blank CD that is broken.
*inserts a dead cicada*
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