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The Vending Machine of the Universe

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34 / M / Miami
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You get a thorough cavity search


**inserts your name**
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30 / M
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You receive your death certificate.

*inserts a shrunken head*
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34 / M / Miami
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You receive a wishing monkey's paw.

**inserts air**
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30 / M
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You get gassed with sarin.

*inserts a lime*
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you get a coconut

*inserts a flashlight*
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30 / M
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You receive eternal darkness and pain.

*inserts an angel*
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34 / M / Miami
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You get a prostitute named Angel.


**inserts a coin**
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24 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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You get a Block.

*inserts cat hair*
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34 / M / Miami
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You get scratch on the face.

**inserts an iPhone 5**
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You get a Jitterbug phone.

*inserts an old sneaker*
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34 / M / Miami
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You get a Kobe Bryant.


**inserts a movie ticket**
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You get Psycho on DVD!

*inserts OST of Psycho*
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34 / M / Miami
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You get a restraining order from Anthony Perkins himself.

**inserts a Hannibal mask**
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You get Norman Bates Mother.

"Inserts Tape measure"
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30 / M
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You get a very strong dwarven miner with an epic beard.

*inserts a bible*
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