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The Vending Machine of the Universe

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27 / F / Florida
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Posted 9/2/19 , edited 9/3/19
You get a full size plastic mansion, complete with plastic pool, and plastic cars.

*inserts a totally insufficient dowry and a chubby bunny*
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39 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 9/5/19 , edited 9/5/19
you receive a chubby, tsundere bunny girl

*Lewdly inserts a Gillette razor blade*
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35 / M
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Posted 9/5/19 , edited 9/5/19
You get a detailed report on the process of manufacturing of that razor blade, from mining to the finished product.

*inserts house music*
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26 / M / Bulgaria, South-E...
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Posted 9/5/19 , edited 9/5/19

Lvgaetano wrote:

You get a detailed report on the process of manufacturing of that razor blade, from mining to the finished product.

*inserts house music*


You receive a song in the honor of your positiveness, awesomeness, loyalty as an appreciative friend, and also your creativity and smartness.

*Inserts a picture of creatures that are friends to each other.*
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25 / F / My Inner World
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Posted 9/6/19 , edited 9/6/19
You get a puppy and kitten who are best friends.

Inserts fan art of various otome games.
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M / Vermont
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Posted 9/6/19 , edited 9/7/19
You get a sleeping cap that allows you to have lucid dreams of your choice.

Inserts a beaten coin of unknown origin.
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35 / M
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Posted 9/7/19 , edited 9/7/19
You get a magic rock that when placed on the ground and music playing it creates orbs under itself from the ground by steady beat of the bass from the music, lifting up the rock while this is happening allows you to take that raw material from the ground as it pulls up like a chain in shape of orbs.


Inserts empty fast food containers
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39 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 9/7/19 , edited 9/7/19
you receive Hisoka's (HxH) browser history

*Sniffs a pair of black thong panties stolen from the girl's locker room of William Jefferson Clinton High School a year ago and inserts them.*
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F / Australia
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Posted 9/10/19 , edited 9/10/19
You receive a restraining order.

Insert the reboot of Fruits Basket

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25 / F / My Inner World
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Posted 27 days ago , edited 27 days ago
You get Kyo Sohma in his cat form. Awwww!

Inserts a toy car made of snow.
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35 / M
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Posted 27 days ago , edited 27 days ago
You get a real car made of anti-snow, it only runs in snow weather and all snow in a 40 foot radius of the car disappears as it’s the fuel for the car. Originally the car was stored in a hot climate but snow cone stand vendors kept complaining on their routes. Their problem was solved with the magic of the vending machine.


*inserts a sword, when swung music plays from it based on the swings and who’s holding it.*
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26 / M / Bulgaria, South-E...
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Posted 27 days ago , edited 27 days ago
You receive a cool song of rock music, where the lyrics admire you for being strong.

*Inserts Crunchyroll forums.*


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Posted 26 days ago , edited 26 days ago
You receive a positive spin on your day, everyday.

*inserts a can of soda which was laying around, but nobody claimed.*
Posted 26 days ago , edited 26 days ago
You get 500 downvotes on Reddit for stealing my can of soda that I left on a ground to talk with my father about financial aid....and 2 minutes later it’s gone... I’m calling you out on Reddit.

*inserts grade forgiveness*
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Posted 26 days ago , edited 26 days ago
Receives nothing.

Inserts Mafuyu Sato.
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