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The Vending Machine of the Universe

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You get Luna Lovegood.

**inserts all my pay stubs**
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You receive the key to TheHappyBunn's shackles. That was anticlimactic.

*inserts a bad resume*
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28 / F / A Fictional City
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You get no job

*inserts a red wheelbarrow*
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30 / M
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You get glazed with rainwater beside a white chicken.

*inserts a live wire*
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28 / F / A Fictional City
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You get an energy drink

*inserts Christmas ornaments*
Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/2/13
You get a candy cane.

*inserts a tomato*

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28 / F / A Fictional City
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You get a huge bug

*inserts potato juice*
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30 / M
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You receive a jump-rope made of human entrails.

*inserts a famous painting*
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You get Leonardo da Vinci.

*inserts a toothbrush*
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30 / M
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You receive the teeth of 100 evil men.

*inserts a walrus*
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You get an iceberg.. Brrr!

*inserts a bloody kitchen knife*
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26 / M / A town called "Ci...
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You get a PayPal account.


*inserts a bunch of chalk*


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30 / M
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Posted 12/1/13 , edited 12/2/13
You get mad skilled at billiards.

*inserts pig fetus*
Posted 12/2/13 , edited 12/2/13
You get 3 bacon strips.

*inserts my English textbook*
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You receive a British redcoat. The actual coat, not a soldier.

*inserts a morningstar*
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