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The Vending Machine of the Universe

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M / Middle of the 7th...
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You get a bag of catnip.

*Inserts left shoe*

v Oh, Oh! It tickles!
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38 / M / in my own little...
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you get to be licked by her for your left shoe


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71 / M / Columbia, MO
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You receive a hall pass to visit the Bronx Zoo during sessions when the ape house is being cleaned so you can comfort Mongo and cheer him up from his humdrum retinue of throwing poop at pedestrians who stare too long while standing too near.

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Photo not taken by me: New Orleans Perley Thomas streetcar circa 1950's

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24 / M
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You receive a 10/10 gong.

*Inserts Japanese themed fountain I just finished making*


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27 / M
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You received a tsunami

*inserts unwanted children*
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28 / F / A Fictional City
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You get an abortion

*inserts aluminum foil*
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M / Middle of the 7th...
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You get a hat/wallet combination that is proof against alien mind-reading and remote data theft. Could be useful.

*Inserts horseshoe crab shell*
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30 / M
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You receive a shark bite.

*inserts a ghost*
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You get pottery lessons from Patrick Swayzes ghost.

*inserts a globe*
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27 / M / Bed
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You receive plane tickets to New Zealand.

*inserts a holographic Blastoise*
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You get the Bubble Blast move thrown at you.. better try to duck!

*inserts an Anthony Perkins movie called On The Beach*

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30 / M
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You receive a huge tidal wave that floods the city for days.

*inserts a spiderling*
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33 / M / Providence
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You get a Spider Queen

*inserts a Photon Drop*
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24 / F / Balmer, Murlin
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You get Usagi Drop.

*inserts the letter A*
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30 / M
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You receive a bone-crushing attack from the fourth Raikage.

*inserts a musket*
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