Post Reply What's a badass pickup line?
Posted 12/20/13 , edited 12/20/13
What's a badass pickup line?

Guy1: "How bout we get you outta those wet clothes?"
Guy2: Did you fart? 'cuz you blew me away.
Guy3: Do you have a library card? 'cuz I'd like to sign you out.
etc etc etc

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Posted 12/20/13 , edited 12/20/13
I just got this new shirt.

Feel it.

(Wait for her to touch)

Do you know what that is?

(slight pause, but don't let her answer)

That's boyfriend material.

This line is effective only if the girl has never heard it. It accomplishes many things. 1 Hopefully makes her laugh. 2 brings her close. 3 establishes touch. 4 Establishes eye contact. 5 leads her thought process to where you want it to go.
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