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41 / M / NJ
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Bish, I'm fabulous!
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35 / M / Seattle
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Dilly, Dilly! Wait, that's the wrong brand of beer, so to the pit of misery.
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past: I am tough. I trust my house heating. I know I will be fine with litttle clothing.

present: I am frezing. I was wrong. Only my hair and clothes can move.
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"I want to stay in this position for the rest of my life."
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"Vote for me because I say so!"
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70 / M / Columbia, MO
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Talcum powder is labelled well, unlike itching powder....
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49 / M / The Past
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That slap was actually pretty hard....
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My name is Vincent Catman.
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My eye hurts.
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F / Antique bookshop
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i wanted to be a unicorn
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21 / M / Idaho
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*clack clack clack*
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Do you want me to brush your hair too?
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70 / M / Columbia, MO
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Give me a cigar and I too can imitate Groucho Marx on "What's My Line"....

Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars......
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I just realized i am a unibrow
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"Sharingan!"
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