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♛ 2014 MIDYEAR BEST GUY CONTEST♛

Posted 9/10/14 , edited 9/10/14

Felstalker wrote:

What are you punks watching?



Watching Haikyuu, pretty great so far. Gonna watch the new Prism Illya real quick though.

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LOL very nice, Racial Perks? or None.


there are no racial perks, purely cosmetic: alien, human or robot


Bleh....Its not like we really see the skin often under the Gear..... D:
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My Vote: Spitting Fire like a (Joe)Star, Staying Cool like Varanium (Rap Battle)

A continuation of my previous story...

Esdeath quickly surveyed the ruins of Tokyo ahead of her, "Jaegers, give me 360, 3 meter spacing. Keep your heads on a swivel and call out threats as you see them. Rules of engagement are to not engage unless fired upon or ordered otherwise."

Smile, Joseph, Rentaro, and Tanaka immediately formed a circle around Esdeath. Rentaro took point, with Smile and Tanaka covering the flanks. Joseph, with his large mass, took up the rear. Despite the fact that none of them have worked with each other, it was apparent why Esdeath chose this team. Joseph and Rentaro both had extensive squad combat experience, while Smile and Tanaka were familiar with working with sports teams.

"Remember, our mission is to capture iBlessAll, preferably alive for further questioning. However, he is considered to be armed and extremely dangerous, and command has given us permission to terminate. Be ready for anything," Esdeath cautioned, with the rest of the team wordlessly acknowledging her. The team moved up the street with a deliberation that exuded confidence with a healthy dose of caution. Eventually they reached a tunnel system.

"OH MY GOD! It's a death trap in there," analyzed Joseph succinctly.

"Joseph, Rentaro, you are our two CQB specialists on the squad. Scout out the tunnel and we will stay hidden until you give the all-clear," Esdeath ordered.

"Roger that!" Joseph and Rentaro plummeted into the darkness. And regretted not ten minutes later.

"Terrans, we have you surrounded. Put your hands up," called out a voice from the darknes. They heard a menancing whirring of drones coming from the background, and Rentaro's eyes confirmed the presence of two squads of martian marines, with the support of two robotic drones armed heavily with rockets and machine guns. It normally would have no problem for Joseph and Rentaro, but with their powers, they could not guarantee that the tunnel wouldn't collapse. They decided to play along for now.

The Martian squad leader stepped out from the shadows, giving a signal. Suddenly, floodlights with an unknown power source blinded Joseph and Rentaro. "Well, well, so this is some of the so-called operatives from Aldnoah Zero. What a bunch of talk for something so pathetic." His eyes glowed a mysterious purple and Joseph gave a gasp.

"Geass!" Joseph exclaimed

"Close, but not quite. Evil Eye. If Tatsuya were here, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to fill in the details, but I guess I'll have to do," snickered the leader, "I send out hypnotic waves with my eyes to override your brain and make you follow my orders. Don't worry, iBlesssAll will be taken care of. Just on our terms. That little cheating scumbag."

"So they want to kill him too," Rentaro whispered over to Joseph, "someone is not telling us everything."

"But that's no matter! You two shall battle until one cannot proceed anymore!" exclaimed the leader excitedly.



Joseph keeled a bit, and then suddenly there was a bloodlust in his eyes. Rentaro was shocked, "I don't want to have to fight you...just surrender now or I will annhilate you!"

Joseph just gave a wink, and pressed a button on his phone. The beat started going, and Rentaro knew exactly what had to be done.

Battle Right Here

Lyrics:
Joseph
OH MY GOD, will you look at this
Was a 10-year old really your first kiss?
Makes me sick, wanna blow you to another era
Is that why you couldn't close the deal with Kisara?
I've fought the likes of gods, what about you?
Just fought a couple of gastrea that went moo?
This battle ended before it even began
Movin' 10 steps ahead, it's all a part of the plan

Rentaro
Yo you really sure you wanna do battle?
Cause when I'm done you're gonna be left rattled
Moving faster than your eye can even see
Come and get some, the first blow is for free
I've stared in the eyes of death and came out on top
Ain't no one can cramp my style, crook or cop
Used my arm as a bullet, don't give a fuck
Look at you, even your art style sucked

Joseph
Got some lolis, and you think you're a badass
Can you really talk after losing your whole class?
Don't even know how to shoot that gun of yours
Why don't you ask Tina, ask her how to score
Let me show you what happens when you mess with the best
You can't handle the pressure, can't rise up to the test
All you can do is walk around spew some philosophy
Why don't you go back and feed your kid some broccoli

Rentaro
Tendo Combat Style: First Style, Number Three
Gonna split you in half, like Moses and the Black Sea
I got to lead a whole army of stone-cold killas
With me and my implants, got the strength of godzilla
My rhymes are colder than my varanium
Got the strength of tempered titanium
Why don't you go ahead and try to continue
Mock my kids some more, see if I take issue

Joseph was about to continue, but realized that he had no more rhymes left. "Well, it looks like I can't continue. Rentaro won. There's the battle you wanted, right" he sneered.

The leader became furious, "Kill them! Do you honestly think that would count!?"

Rentaro had the answer: "No, but it sure did buy some time."

Suddenly, the tunnel froze in place, providing the necessary reinforcement for a full-out battle. Three ping pong balls sped towards the three soldiers who were able to execute Rentaro and Joseph. However, the guards side-stepped them easily.

"Ha! What kind of a pathetic attempt was that, Terrans!?"

"A shot that would tell me how you would dodge." Smile's next ping pongs burned with an intensity that immediately bored a hole through each of the guards' skulls. The other soldiers immediately tossed fragmentation grenades towards the source of the shots, but were shocked to see them speeding almost immediately right back at them.

"NOT IN MY HOUSE!" Tanaka was offended that the Martians did not think that he would be able to return such a lazy serve. In the resultant explosions and screams, Joseph and Rentaro immediately fell back and joined up with Esdeath.

"Well done, Jaegers," Esdeath complimented, "Now let us finish this battle." The opposing squad was left as an ice sculpture garden.

Joseph brushed off the dust form his arm, "Thanks for the assist. I really am getting too old for this. Now, there is something important I have to tell you about..."

"Looking for me?" called out a voice from the shadows. iBlessAll materialized in front of the squad.

Rentaro immediately activated his thruster, closing the distance between him and iBlessAll. He roughly shoved his Springfield XD below iBlessAll's mug. "You have a lot of explainin' to do son. Why are the Martians coming for you too?"

"You know it is rude to talk with someone with a gun in their face, right? Didn't your parents teach you that? Oh right, they're dead." Rentaro barely could process the fact that he was holding no one, when he realized the pistol he was holding was half-way disassembled. iBlessAll winked and threw aside the barrel as he stepped towards Esdeath. "Hey babe, it's been a while."

"I still can't believe you have been working for the Martians for 15 years, sensei," gasped out Esdeath, a menacing coldness billowing around her.

"So that's the best they could come up with!? Why the hell do they always make me the bad guy! At least this time they didn't kill me off... Listen, all I ask is for you to hear out my story. You don't get it, do you?

This is something bigger than Mars, Earth, all of us..."

To Be Continued...


tl;dr

Rentaro Satomi wins in a rap battle.

The Archive

Best Guy No Basket, Part 1
Best Guy No Basket, Part 2
Best Guy No Basket, Part 3
Best Guy No Basket, Part 4 - The Children's Echelon
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Turn A Gundam. English Dub.



EDIT:

For reals this time - Saiyuki.

XD



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Episode 39...Them feels.


What show?
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BigChocolate wrote:


LionelJeid wrote:

Turn A Gundam. English Dub.



EDIT:

For reals this time - Saiyuki.

XD



What? I've never been known to not be a dick to someone.

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BigChocolate wrote:

Episode 39...Them feels.


What show?

Saiyuki

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What? I've never been known to not be a dick to someone.





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Posted 9/10/14 , edited 9/10/14

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BigChocolate wrote:

Episode 39...Them feels.


What show?


LOL fucking nice! Awesome Job man,
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What? I've never been known to not be a dick to someone.





You keep stealing my pictures! Dx

xDDDD
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cay032692 wrote:
LOL fucking nice! Awesome Job man,


Ha thanks, although it looks like Rentaro is going to have his ass handed to him in this round. This one was pretty fun to write; I'm glad this matchup came early. Your avi is glorious
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Posted 9/10/14 , edited 9/10/14

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You keep stealing my pictures! Dx

xDDDD




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well, at least he hasn't taken your avatar yet
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Nice job! Epic rap battle was an excellent touch. I don't have a stamp, but I found some Inaho pictures while browsing Pixiv I was saving in case I saw you come on.




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