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♛ 2014 MIDYEAR BEST GUY CONTEST♛

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No more gaming the system

What else will people do for fun around here?
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22 / M / My Chair, OH
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bathroom64 wrote:

No more gaming the system

What else will people do for fun around here?

Megumu for Best Girl <3
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Lol quick look at the back pgs... Lol the passive aggressiveness


Jeez, I go to watch Glasslip and come back to some controversy.

It's all Jonathon's fault.


Lol how bad/ good was todays episode even?


It was probably the best episode yet, but it was still


The show is just so ambiguous and odd. I just can't put my finger on it.
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Bro-Down! Match 4





#r1 Alibaba Saluja from Magi 2 VERSUS #25 Killua Zoldyck from Hunter x Hunter



STEP 1: The 1v1s have begun! Pick ONE (1) guy to advance in the tournament.

STEP 2: This is the Bro-Down Round! For your vote to count, you must explain how your choice would win in a Bro-Down against the other.

STEP: 2A: A Bro-Down can be one of two things. Option 1: They have a straight out fight using their skills and strengths. Option 2: They fight using their words.

STEP 2B: If you don't believe your choice could win in a Bro-Down but still want to vote for them, use your creativity to defend how your choice will win. Detailed accounts of the vicious struggle are encouraged.

STEP 3: Explanations do not need to overly complex, but you must have at least ONE reason for how your choice would win the Bro-Down.

STEP 4: Please continue to tag all votes with THIS IS MY VOTE.

ADVANCING: The guy with the most votes advances to the next round.

TIE-BREAKERS: In the case of a tie, there will be a two-hour extension in the voting period. During this time, only new voters will be accepted. If the time persists after the two-hour extension, the higher seed automatically advances.

EXAMPLE VOTE



1. Toru Acura would win in a Bro-Down by digging a big hole and burying Senketsu under a mound of dirt.

2. Senketsu would win in a Bro-Down by latching onto Toru and proceeding to suck all of his blood out.


CAMPAIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT


Although I highly encourage you to continue to campaign in this thread for the guy of your choice, you are now permitted to campaign in the OFFICIAL SHOW THREADS, as well as the Chat With Everybody thread.

Just remember that your campaigning should NOT spam the show discussion thread. 4-5 campaign posts a page is reasonable. Filling an entire page with campaign posts is not.

Off-site campaigning is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN, and anyone discovered in violation of this rule will be banned from voting in the tournament.

Be smart, have fun, and let's bring in some new voters!



New Rule

Rule 10: You can no longer change your vote either to add or subtract a vote. So make sure your vote is final before you post it.
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Methods of Winning the Match (v3)

Aladdin: 18 votes
Wins by A.I. verdict
Squashes Harutora under the feet of Ugo-kun-golems (2)
Wins a magical creature race
Harutora's wallet is stolen and used to buy a sandwich(?)
Hits Harutora over the head (4) (1: Distracts Harutora with Ugo-kun golems first; 1: very bloody scene)
Shows Harutora the "bright path"
Beats Harutora at Prince of Persia
Blows Harutora away with magic and runs off with Kon
Har-Har Infigar's Harutora
Beats Harutora in a magic competition
Burns Harutora to a crisp
Suffocates Harutora in oppai
Talks Harutora out of fighting
Resolves Harutora's internal conflict via Solomon's Wisdom

Harutora: 14 votes
Uses "mature" Kon and magic spells to beat Aladdin
Uses Ogre to crush Aladdin's head
"stuff explode, Harutora is the only guy alive"
Works together with his familiars to beat Aladdin in a magic fight
Stabs Aladdin with raven feathers, familiars finish the job
Gives Aladdin erohon to distract him
Summons One Punch Mod to knock Aladdin into the ground
Wins via familiars (2)
Wins by being more "Broney" than Aladdin
Wins by being more resilient
Wins by being epic
Aladdin sacrifices himself
Makes Aladdin cry via insult


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This is my vote!


Killua is in a room speaking to two people. He was called in for an assassination request from the couple. The room was dark, but he can make out that one of the figures speaking to him was a woman by her voice. They were seated on an long table that felt to be of ancient origin, perhaps from the time of Solomon.

The woman said, "Do you understand, Killua? We want this boy dead by sunrise tomorrow morning. Here's the money to cover the cost." She hands over to Killua a heavy breifcase full of bills. The amount easily exceeded $150 million. "Do not underestimate him. He's a deuteroganist like you, so you have essentially the same amount of plot armor in this tounrey. This is why you need these sneaky and underhanded tactics to win."

Killua looked to the man to see if he was going to add anything to say, but the man just sat at the other side of the table, gazing at Killua. He turned back to the woman. "Got it. You want this Kaji boy to die by tomorrow morning. Nice doing business with you two." He stood up, took the briefcase full of money, and left the table. Before leaving the couple, Killua turned around and spoke to the man. "By the way, you should replace that prosthetic soon."

As Killua left the room, the woman spoke to the man. "Look, it's not like I hate him. He was just in the way is all. Everyone in this story would benefit if he died. Killua advances in the best guy tounrey, my favorite will stay on the brackets for another day, and you will eliminate a rival. The rewards outweigh the costs here." She got up from the table and left the man alone to contemplate the situation. "Alibaba-dono. Forgive me."

That night at Sindria


Alibaba was still sore from his swordplay practice. He overdid himself and got bruises all over. He couldn't sleep that night, so he thought of checking for all of them. "Wait...I should probably lock the door in before anyone pops in." The memory of Morgiana opening the door to a mooning Alibaba still embarrasses him to this day.

When Alibaba went to lock his door, he did not notice a dark figure entering the room through the window. He sat back down on his bed and was wondering what to do with himself for the rest of the night. "Oh right. I have that tounrey tomorrow. I hope Aladdin makes it out of his 1v1. That onmyoji guy seemed pretty cool though, and kind of handsome too (Alibaba was thinking how he and Harutora were alike appearance-wise). Ahhhh, maybe I should get an eyepatch. That could boost my popularity and might help me in my match. Who was that guy I was going up against again? Some kid around Aladdin's age? It'd be a piece of cake if this kid wasn't part of another awesome shounen series. If only I could borrow some of Aladdin's popularity..."

Alibaba laid down on his bed and covered one eye with his hand to simulate an eyepatch. This was the chance the dark figure needed to sneak up to Alibaba. Still outside of Alibaba's vision, the dark figure said, "You're pretty popular if there are people willing to pay a ridiculous amount of money for you to die."



Before Alibaba could react, Killua had his hand over Alibaba's mouth. "Scream, and you will wish you were dead." Alibaba thought how this current scene is like another one with Morgiana in it. He hoped this one doesn't involve princess carrying. Wait, who wants me dead?

When Alibaba calmed down, Killua released his mouth. "Wait, aren't you that little kid I'm supposed to go up against in the tounrey tomorrow?" Killua nodded. "Personally, I'd like to go against you in a 1v1 match instead of what my employers hired me for. Lucky for you, I gave up being an assassin a while ago. Guess these guys didn't get the memo that I was a pro hunter now." Killua gave a smile, but it didn't ease Alibaba.

"Who wants me dead? And is it because of the tounrey? The tounrey doesn't mean anything, just bragging rights that you're popular with a group of crunchyroll users that use the contest thread to talk about the randomest stuff. I'm surprised I even got this far." Alibaba gave a sad look.

"Hey, I'm surprised that I'm in the contest but Gon isn't. Don't look down, you made it out of Revenge of the Fallen after almost joining me in the nomination round. You must be a nice guy for people to give you this chance. As for who wants to kill you, I don't want to tell you who my employers are, but I can tell you that it was a man and a woman."

The man must be Kouen...or Judal? Who could the woman be? Hmmm. "They paid you a lot of money to kill me, didn't they? Aren't you betraying their trust by taking all their money and letting me go?"

"They were planning on cheating by killing you before the match could even start. They're worse than all those secret leagues and societies and round tables and stuff! Well, I've seen what kind of person you are. I hope we have an honest match tomorrow. Here, for you're troubles." Killua hands Alibaba a stack of money from the briefcase. "I'm gonna buy some candy. Later." In a flash, Killua was gone.

So fast! Alibaba sat in shock of what just happened. But at least he's a richer man from this encounter

The next morning


Alibaba fell asleep shortly after his late night visit and woke up a little tired. He was still yawning while walking around Sindria's streets that morning, when he saw a face he recognized. "Hakuryuu~! It's been a while. How you doing?"

Hakuryuu stood there in the middle of the street frozen like a deer in headlights. "Ah...ah, Alibaba-dono. It' nice to see you. How are you this morning?" An awkward high five followed.

"Great :D! A bit tired and still sore from yesterday's training. We definitely have to catch up before my match in the tounrey! Did you know that Aladdin's in it too? I hope he wins his match, but the guy he's going up against is so cool looking and popular too. It looks pretty close! And the guy I'm going up against tonight is nice too, if a little scary. It's too bad Sinbad wasn't able to make it in."

Hakuryuu collected himself and slowly backed out of the conversation. "Alibaba-dono, speaking of Sinbad, I have some urgent business to tell him."

"We can go together, and you can tell me where you've been for half of season two. By the way, what happened to your wooden arm? It looks really damaged, like some monsters was chewing on it."

"I-I'm fine. No, I have to deliver this in private. It's news from my brother Kouen." And with that, Hakuryuu made a break for it. Hearing Kouen's name was enough for Alibaba to stop pressing the issue.

Same morning. Some hotel room in Sindria


The woman from the beginning of the story is talking to Joseph Joestar in her hotel room. "And I said 'OH MY GOD!' after he pushed me into that pit of lolis! A crazed loli army is one of the worst things I've ever faced in all my years. Thanks for letting me hide here. I'm sure some of them are hunting for me because Rentaro lost."

"Don't worry. I know how crazy lolis are when anything happens to their idol. I was once one for the Jonas Br-...actually, let's let that drop. I'm just glad you were able to get away with only a few fractured bones. I thought the cougars would have trampled you or something."

At that moment, the door slams open with an out of breath Hakuryuu.


ALIBABA-DONO IS ALIVE! THE ASSASSINATION FAILED!


"OH MY GOD! THAT ARM HAS TERMITES!"

The woman quickly shuts the door and the windows in case anyone sneaks in or listens to their conversation. Luckily, this was right before the loli spies looking for Joseph were able to storm in. The screaming and banging of little loli hands were loud as hell. At least it removes the possibility of eavesdroppers. "CALM DOWN YOU TWO! HAKURYUU, USE SOME OF YOUR MONEY TO BUY THESE LOLIS ICE CREAM SO THEY'LL GO AWAY!"

"WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" At this point, Hakuryuu is sobbing and throwing a tantrum.


SHUT UP STUPID FOOD FREAK! I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON THAT STUPID ZOLDYCK ASSASSIN WHO WAS USELESS! USELESS! USELESS!


Joseph is in a fetal position in the dark, depressing corner of the room. Hakuryuu is on the floor, still crying. To add insult to injury, Hakuryuu's wooden arm snaps in half due to the termites, which makes him cry even more (even though he can totally grow a new one then and there).

The woman sighed. Guess this was a total failure...


Meanwhile in another country



Vote for Killua!




tl;dr While Alibaba did benefit from this situation, Killua wins because he stopped an assassination plot, ran away millions of dollars richer than before, got to enjoy a ton of his favorite snack, made a new friend, and isn't still sore from training.
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Aladdin buys an ice cream cone in Harutora’s world. As he walks through the park eating the delicious frozen dessert, a much taller (probably several feet taller) blonde guy bumps into him, causing Aladdin to fall down and spill the ice cream onto the ground.
“Nooo, my ice cream!” Aladdin cries.
The blonde gentleman, which is obviously Harutora, is too distracted to notice what he did. As Harutora continues to walk away, Aladdin picks up his ice cream, runs up to Harutora, and jumps onto his back. Then, just as quickly, Aladdin smothers the ice cream into Harutora’s face.
Harutora, obviously not pleased, throws Aladdin off his back violently, then tries to wipe the ice cream off his face, especially in the one eye he has left. Aladdin takes this golden opportunity and whacks his staff right in Harutora’s solar plexus. Harutora drops to the ground, gasping for air, while Aladdin, finally satisfied, leaves the park with a cute, innocent smile on his face.
Harutora finally gets up, still a little breathless, as Kon/ Hishamaru finally arrives in the park.
“What happened?” She asked, very worried.
Harutora only responded with a curt, “N-n-nothing.”

Winner: ALADDIN

Spilled ice cream is no laughing matter

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Ooohhh it's one after another.
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Who was butt hurt?
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28 / M / This Dying World
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who was after rem?
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29 / M / CA
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This match probably won't be as stressful because it probably won't even be close. I'll admit that I felt there was a small chance of the previous match being close. This one has a negative% chance of being close.

I need to compile a few story votes and read one of them. Then I can actually start on today's slate of anime.
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well someone was prepared for this round I still need to think of a story
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23 / F / US of A
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Now I can read the votes from the last match

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25 / M / Free World Jail
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Oh yeah, time to vote for Alibaba!
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Who was butt hurt?

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