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What is the best pick-up line you've heard?
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30 / M / Pacific Ocean
Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

PiLLiPiNoY wrote:

I GOT SOME ! ! !

1. so... what time your legs open?

2 . i lost my teddy bear... can i sleep with you?

3. is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myslef in ur pants...

4.( look at their label on their shirt and say...) jst what i thought... made in heaven...

5. All this could be yours for one low price...

6. ( as she's leaving say ) hey arent you forgetting something ? ME !

7. baby... your the next contestant in the game of love...

8. can i get a picture of your to prove to my friends that angels do xist...

9. champaign can be tickly... AND so can i...

10. got me? ill do your body good...

11. hey come here? you could... with me...

12. girl your feet must be tired CUZ YOU BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY ! ! !

im getting kinda tried or typing AND i cant think of any more...

hahah 5 is the best
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

n_n303 wrote:

you and every other guy *evil grin*
what else is there...mine arent pick up lines but more of actions. here's one, when you're on a date and you are about to cross the road and say you're wearing heels. You grab his arm and tell him you dont want to trip and well you have his arm, squeeze his arm really tight to your chest so he feels your beasts..that also gets them..

at the movies... in the middle of the movie go really close to his ear and whisper "i'll be back", with enough breath that will send him shivers, DONT say i need to use the washroom!
a nice.. "ill be back" in a sexy voice that will send shivers down his back once you whisper into his ear...

that cruel very very cruel and it so worked on me 3 times
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25 / M / Terra
Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
ok... heres one of my favorite:

If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss
Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

much_denial wrote:

*Guy grabs girl's butt*
"Hey, is this seat taken?"

What's funny, and somewhat disturbing is that one of my friends actually did that The girl turned around and took his hands in her's and smiled. Then she kneed him in the crotch and dropped his hand and slapped him so hard that he actually turned around and fell on his face and held his crotch in pure agony. I was laughing so hard and I was so happy that I actually hugged the girl. She could stop laughing either. That's when we became friends. We left him on the floor
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27 / M / Woodstock Georgia
Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
Ok not really a line but an action

Guy or girl: "Do you know the parrot that use to live on this shoulder" (put hand on shoulder closes to you.
Then : Put hand on other shoulder and say " Then moved here"
While on that shoulder just go ahead and wrap your arm around them and say " Well it's a stupid story anyway."

Sit back and relax with your new companion
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25 / M / Terra
Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

Happy ye leaves! whenas those lily hands,
Which hold my life in their dead doing might,
Shall handle you, and hold in love's soft bands,
Like captives trembling at the victor's sight.
And happy lines on which, with starry light,
Those lamping eyes will deign sometimes to look,
And read the sorrows of my dying sprite,
Written with tears in heart's close bleeding book.
And happy rhymes! bathed in the sacred brook
Of Helicon, whence she derived is,
When ye behold that angel's blessed look,
My soul's long lacked food, my heaven's bliss.
Leaves, lines, and rhymes seek her to please alone,
Whom if ye please, I care for other none.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair some time declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grows't:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

From you have I been absent in the spring,

When proud-pied April dress'd in all his trim
Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing
That heavy Saturn laugh'd and leap'd with him.
Yet nor the lays of birds nor the sweet smell
Of different flowers in odor and in hue
Could make me any summer's story tell.
Or from their proud lap pluck them while they grew;
Nor did I wonder at the lily's white,
Nor praise the deep vermilion in the rose;
These were but sweet, but figures of delight;
Drawn after you, you pattern of all those.
Yet seem'd it winter still, and, you away,
As with your shadow I with these did play.

i needa learn how to write a sonnet :O
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"I hope you like campfires baby, so I can put my stick in your marshmallow and we can roast it together."
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ughh i just read and heard some of these so i thought i might share ;)

this one is my favorite!! hahaha : Do you believe in love at first sight?or you want me to pass by you again?

you're like my dentures because i can't smile without you

you're like my suppository, you bring out what's bad in me

let's take a picture! so we can be developed

I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you

do you have a license? cos you're driving me crazy!

do you know where can i get my watch fixed? because everytime that im with you, the time stops

Am I a bad shooter?
‘Coz i keep on missing you.

Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

you're like a phlegm! its hard to get you rid off my chest!

hey my heart problem is getting worse, and there are only two options for me to be fine.
its either ICU or U C me ;)

Are you a PS game? Because i hope you're not TEKKEN!lol

I brought my library card, and I'm checking you out.

When God made you, he was showing off!

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

heres 1 ...

"do you have a map ?"
(pause for dramatic effect) ^_^
"cuz i keep getting lost in your eyes"
Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08

Ashamaru wrote:

That's not a pick up line, that's cruel and unusual punishment... =_=

Works best if the person is at least an acquaintance:

You: Hey, wanna hear a story?
Girl: Sure!
You: Ok, lemme see your hands (Important.)
Girl: Ok...
You: *Take Hand* Ok, so there's this cute little *insert cute animal here* and he has to cross a river to get home. Problem is, the river is to wide, so he can't swim across, and the river is to long so he can't go around. So how does he get home? (Demonstrate this part on her hand while saying it.)
Girl: Hmmmm, I dunno. How does he get across.
You: Yeah well, I don't know either. *Smush her hand between yours* I just wanted to hold your hand.

dat's a nice one....

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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
~Well I only know a few of them and it's mostly used for making a girl fall for you.

Here's an example.
"Hey, do you know how to drive,because I want you to run over my life. Waheheheheheh(I'm not really sure if that's the right one!)
Oh and here's another one
"Are you tired?'Coz you've been runnin' on my mind all day long!
~Yeah I know it's corny so don't type a word about it anymore.
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M / Wa Wa Land
Posted 3/19/08 , edited 4/18/08
boy: do you know Lee?
Girl: no...
boy: but Lee knows you
Girl: but i don't know Ly...O__o
boy: can i have you number?

its not the best.. but its lame best..
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who uses pick-up line nowadays?
it's lame and creepy and way too played out
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