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Got turned into one of those little Haribo bears and eaten, piece by piece, by a small girl sat in a park.
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Eviscerated slowly while I softly sing "Tiptoe through the tulips"
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Fell into a vat of Coca Cola
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got pulled in a vat of coca cola as i drowned.
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27 / M / In mah bodi. also...
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You come across a lady bug thath lands on your finger as you are walking down a sidewalk in a city somewhere, when suddenly!!….A drunk driver swervs off the road and collides wiph yur bod head on. Thee crushes your pelvis, fractures three ribs, crushes your windpipe, and tickles your let armpit. But what actuwalli kills you, is the lady bug as it had a quest for vengeance upon you as you had accidentalli stepped on it's great grand cousin 15 minutes before this incident. The lady bug however killed you through mediocre means as the impact sent it down your mouth and into your windpipe, where it got stuck as your windpipe had been crushed. You choked to death on the vengeful lady bug. hmm. rough luck Tint Tackles.
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i killed u with a fluffy pillow
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Beaten to death by a very small vole with a viola.
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27 / M / In mah bodi. also...
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^^Atleast it was fliuffy, thank you.

Very small vole plays tune on viola after said murdering, the tune is so horrendous it inspires you to become a virtuoso at the viola to make sure only greait myoosic comes frum the instrument! You study for 2 years and are become fairly proficient at the instrument and have already played in a few orchestras! A promising career awaits you, buht yeht…. one day you sprain your ankle while walking to one of your recitals! Oh no!! You limp the rest of the way there as you area a driven soul to see the deed of musical performance through. Although…. when you have arrived at the concert hall after limpin 300 ft, tragedy strikes! A large 500 lb bronze statue of a tiny vole playing a viola is slightly structuraly unstable and starts to tilt to a fall…in your direction! Az your timing is just bad enough because of the sprained ankle, and you also don't have the agility to escape with the injury, the 500 lb in-animate varmin falls onto you and breaks your favorite leg. But the Story doesn't end there!! … You were trapped under the statue after limping all the way to the concert hall, and now you had a broken favorite leg. And just when things couldn't get any worse…they get better!! A group of 6 people walking by happent to notice you and lift the statue off of you. They notice you have a broken leg and call for an ambulance, and you are very greaitful- but insist on playing the concert first, even with your sprained ankle and broken favorite leg. One of the people who helped you was a woman who admires your dedication to the music so she decides to help you into the concert hall….but just after entering the building… the animator suddenly had a heart attack, and thus you ceased to exist!! Tough break mahn. And congrats if you made it this fahr hahuh
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Groveling at my feet, with a viola bow shoved through his jugular.
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^^ I find eet qvuite entertaynin thaht two peeps on 'ere have killed Me themselves hahwauhp!

After being reincarnated as…Lady Bug, your family is stepped on by a giant humanoid person! After seeking vengeance, you find the culprit and land on him full of a vengeful vengeance! Although now that you have found Him, you realize you don't know exactly how to kill Him. But then suddenly, an unkown force propells you into the beasts giant hole at the top of it's form and you get stuck somewhere dark and slimey. You die from being crushed in a dark and wet place, unbeknownst that you have also become the cause of death to the killer of your family. Well done.
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Stole a water bottle and was never seen again
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