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Posted 6/11/17 , edited 6/11/17
Ugh, neither sound very appealing. I mean, how am I supposed to watch anime with all those girls lusting over me? #otakuproblems

Plus, I've always been partial to the "New Game+" approach to the afterlife.
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CAN I GET ALL HENTI LOVERS TO SAY AYYYEEEE
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If I end up getting genderbent into a futa, either or is fine by me really
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lawdog wrote:

Hentai hell? Hell is the least enjoyable place in existence. So, hentai hell would consist of you being raped by tentacle beasts non-stop, never being allowed to have an orgasm. And then you'll be shown the woman of your dreams, who'll turn out to be a futanari who rapes you. Oh, but you will finally get to have sex...which will result in your genitals being ripped off (without having reached orgasm or having experienced any pleasure at all) ...plus more non-fun activities.

And that'll end the first day. Rinse and repeat for eternity.


This sounds like Heaven to a Masochist
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Lord_Wunder wrote:

Ugh, neither sound very appealing. I mean, how am I supposed to watch anime with all those girls lusting over me? #otakuproblems

Plus, I've always been partial to the "New Game+" approach to the afterlife.


Sure, let me hear about the "New Games+" approach to the afterlife, I am curious
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fredreload wrote:


Lord_Wunder wrote:

Ugh, neither sound very appealing. I mean, how am I supposed to watch anime with all those girls lusting over me? #otakuproblems

Plus, I've always been partial to the "New Game+" approach to the afterlife.


Sure, let me hear about the "New Games+" approach to the afterlife, I am curious


So basically, you're living your life and all that, and then you die. You'll get a little cutscene showing your funeral, and maybe get a little bit of an epilogue for the rest of the characters, and then the credits roll. Afterwards, you'll get a little after-credits scene implying that maybe that isn't everything you could've done in your life, as well as an achievement for watching the credits (although, let's be fair, you probably let them run while you went to the bathroom or got another drink), and after all that there's a notification saying you've unlocked New Game+.

When you go back to the main menu, you'll see, sure enough, a New Game+ option. Clicking on it will cause you to restart your life, except this time you can make different choices and go down different paths to get alternate endings and all that jazz. If you get a good enough ending, you might even unlock some other bonuses. Custom's a big one, as that'll let you alter things you would normally have no control over, like where you were born and stuff. There's other things, too, like Big Head Mode or God Mode. So you can relive your life as many times as you want. Plus, there's save states, so you can skip over the boring/unpleasant stuff.

There's even a theater mode so you can watch yourself as a free-flying camera, or even go look at other stuff you weren't aware of. It's fun.
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I've no expectation of paradise. Seeing as I'm hell bound anyways. I'll take the hentai.
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Can I go to trap Earth instead?
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Loli Heaven... since its heaven I wont have to worry about doing anything I will regret.. also If I remember correctly even the bible had lolis... baby angels... Cherubim IIRC
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Loli Heaven ofc, a true man always has at least one loli, just look at Kenpachi Zaraki, Accelerator and Rentarō Satomi for example.

Hentai Hell on the other hand sounds like an S&M fantasy, it'd have all the wrong tags if you know what I mean (Forever living in fear of NTR)
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jaragnaros wrote:

Loli Heaven ofc, a true man always has at least one loli, just look at Kenpachi Zaraki, Accelerator and Rentarō Satomi for example.

Hentai Hell on the other hand sounds like an S&M fantasy, it'd have all the wrong tags if you know what I mean (Forever living in fear of NTR)


Nuh eh, lolis are mostly tsunderes :ph34r:

P.S. Guys, by ascending hentai hell to hentai heaven you've essentially created a real hell. Let's put a clone of hentai heaven and handsome heaven and call it hentai hell and handsome hell
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chocoliee wrote:


fredreload wrote:
You can't, all lolis go to heaven :D


damn :c but i want lolis too


holy hell lie is back o_o



But on question.....NEITHER QUE IMMORTALITY
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Ryulightorb wrote:
holy hell lie is back o_o



But on question.....NEITHER QUE IMMORTALITY


lmao sup fam.

what's a girl to do to get sum lolis around here smh
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I wonder what limbo is like in this universe. lol
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