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Ejanss 
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I don't know much about how I'M gonna die, kid, but (clicks rifle)...
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dying of too much nose bleed when i flip dat skirt
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Losing a fight to a polar bear.
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An anvil will fall on me, followed by a piano, a safe and finally a 10 ton weight. Just as I scratch the winning $1 million ticket.
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71 / M / Columbia, MO
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Subtle realization that a political promise made inside the I-695 Beltway has been both met, kept; which means death by shock.
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Assassination from a vague yet menacing government agency or old age drifting in a space ship that houses my mech.
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22 / M / Sweden
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THis is how
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Die from loneliness ....
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22 / M / Bundaberg, Queens...
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DengekiFugu wrote:

Liberalism will be the death of us all.


You mispelt Conservatism



Ontopic probably old age
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30 / F / Oklahoma
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Likely by my own hands, unless the path I'm on miraculously changes.
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26 / M / Massachusetts, USA
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I will die in my sleep from alcohol poisoning, but there is a twist, my head begins to hemorrhage before the poisoning kicks in, however my pet dog, Fist of the God, of the beast, of the blood, of the wolf, of the dragon, of the flaming shield, of the King, of the Legend, of the Mightiest Star, of Killer of the Saints, of the Devil, of the Moon, Alerts my caretaker who lives with me, saving my life from both hemorrhage and poisoning, but there was a gas leak in the hospital, causing a massive explosion, sending my flying in the air soaring above the clouds as my comatose body crashes through a warehouse of bobs discount furniture. Resting there for the 6 months where I finally awaken, to buy a copy of Final Fantasy XIV Storm Blood, but before I could play I have a heart attack, but I gathered enough strength and courage to erase my search history, but I forgot to click "From the Beginning of Time" and erased only the last 3 hours. As I lie dying I realized it was a lucid dream, and wake up but fail, as Sleep paralysis is what caused my death as I can never awaken from my slumber. But in reality I died from alcohol poisoning.
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I'll walk into a place called the salty spatoon and slip on an ice cube and crack my neck
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22 / M / Earth
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I'd prefer to die through spontaneous combustion that completely burns my body instantaneously leaving no remains, but a car accident seems more likely.
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