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Posted 6/28/17 , edited 6/28/17
https://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm

I just got back from a blast from the past and I thought some of the anime watchers on the forums would enjoy reading it. I really quite enjoy the first 15 rules! What rules are your favorite? Mine happens to be

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

and

*#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff< So True!!)
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Posted 6/30/17 , edited 7/1/17
I remember reading this on some use.net.
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TLDR

But seriously, why read what I watch every week?
And Supension of disbelief and all that.

And as for some of the first ones (time dilation), I prefer to think of it as heightened awareness. Their mind is adapted to this situation so they (and thus us) see things as going in slow motion.
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A lot are so old the references are lost ("minimei is a bimbo" anyone????), and many don't apply.

you can also see the similarities to the rules of the internet (and these rules i believe predate it)
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Law of inverse lethal magnitude: Gun Accidents go down, Nerf and Plushy Accidents go up.
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papagolfwhiskey wrote:

I remember reading this on some use.net.


I think I saw it like 10 years ago? It still makes me laugh. One of them was that every anime character has 10L of high pressure blood in their system. It explains the Shiki level blood spraying.
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serifsansserif wrote:


A lot are so old the references are lost ("minimei is a bimbo" anyone????), and many don't apply.

you can also see the similarities to the rules of the internet (and these rules i believe predate it)


I remember Minmei. She IS a bimbo.


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papagolfwhiskey wrote:


serifsansserif wrote:


A lot are so old the references are lost ("minimei is a bimbo" anyone????), and many don't apply.

you can also see the similarities to the rules of the internet (and these rules i believe predate it)


I remember Minmei. She IS a bimbo.




i remember hearing of it. I think it was a reference to something else that was slightly older than my entry, and something I wouldn't have wanted to watch. I was much more into scifi and action (but no big mechas, just in case it was robotech or gundam...which I vaguely think it was).
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serifsansserif wrote:


papagolfwhiskey wrote:


serifsansserif wrote:


A lot are so old the references are lost ("minimei is a bimbo" anyone????), and many don't apply.

you can also see the similarities to the rules of the internet (and these rules i believe predate it)


I remember Minmei. She IS a bimbo.




i remember hearing of it. I think it was a reference to something else that was slightly older than my entry, and something I wouldn't have wanted to watch. I was much more into scifi and action (but no big mechas, just in case it was robotech or gundam...which I vaguely think it was).


Indeed it was Macross.

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Posted 7/1/17 , edited 7/2/17
They forgot a law or I just didn't see it. The law of MC accidental boob grab.
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"...females don't get nosebleeds..."

this is dated
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Law LXI: It be compulsory and mandated that any Weeb needs to (at least);
1.Shaft Yamcha once every week,
2.Make a Krillin death joke and any other such deeds, aforementioned be deemed.
Any if any breaches shall be punished by prolonged and intense meme exposure (IPME).
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