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What would you do with a portal gun?
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not have to get up to poop
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Set one in my home in Brazil, use the other in Portugal where I have to go to study.
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Go sightseeing with it. Cheap vacation tool and impossible for border control to catch. (Unless..there are paladins like in Jumper )
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run away from Earth to a much better planet, and keep searching until I find said planet with what I consider to be a better planet

probably make some friends, make some enemies and have fun while doing so. it'll be an adventure!
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26 / F / PA, USA
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Minecraft portal gun bullshit.
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jtjumper wrote:

What would you do with a portal gun?


Send it back to Portugal, and get a US-made one instead.
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Travel across the Multiverse, seeing everything...maybe becoming the Emperor of the Multiverse...
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sell it for $$
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24 / M / The outer atmoshe...
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I'd probably use it to set two portals across from each other and see if I can human centipede myself.

Or, if the portals are close enough to each other, I can use it to tell people to go fuck themselves.
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Lord_Wunder wrote:

I'd probably use it to set two portals across from each other and see if I can human centipede myself.


So you want to eat our your own asshole ?


GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

-reat!


OP : I'd try to see if i could give myself head
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24 / M / The outer atmoshe...
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TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:


Lord_Wunder wrote:

I'd probably use it to set two portals across from each other and see if I can human centipede myself.


So you want to eat our your own asshole ?


GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

-reat!


OP : I'd try to see if i could give myself head


Well, I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it? Go outside? What am I, an animal?
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Lord_Wunder wrote:


TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:


Lord_Wunder wrote:

I'd probably use it to set two portals across from each other and see if I can human centipede myself.


So you want to eat our your own asshole ?


GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

-reat!


OP : I'd try to see if i could give myself head


Well, I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it? Go outside? What am I, an animal?


Dogs lick their asshole all the time ....
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use it to drain the water from Houston and send it somewhere else
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24 / M / The outer atmoshe...
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TheAngryLittleAlchemist wrote:


Lord_Wunder wrote:

Well, I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it? Go outside? What am I, an animal?


Dogs lick their asshole all the time ....


Hmm... Yeah, I guess my comment doesn't really work in this scenario... :\
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