Guess what, it's a harem. Its opening has a good 7-8 girls in it and only one guy, how many non harem shows have that. Yeah I'm sacrificing my reviewing pride a bit by not going further, but come on! Its a harem! There's like 3 good harems in the hole genra.
Oh, that's right, magical girl shows also have multiple girls in the title. Let me watch a bit more of the show in hope.
So our show ...
Guess what, it's a harem. Its opening has a good 7-8 girls in it and only one guy, how many non harem shows have that. Yeah I'm sacrificing my reviewing pride a bit by not going further, but come on! Its a harem! There's like 3 good harems in the hole genra.
Oh, that's right, magical girl shows also have multiple girls in the title. Let me watch a bit more of the show in hope.
So our show opens with our main character talking to a little girl like their both in a silent movie. He of course make the promise that they'll always be friends and we the audience get to wonder if he will forget her entirely (Elfen Lied style, seriously, watch elfen lied, much better anime) or if he will simply blow her off. (these kinds of things never end well)
After this we're introduced to a much older version of our main character talking with his... brother? The actor sounds like a girl, is that his brother or sister? I can't tell.
Anyways they are on their way to live with a friend of their father's. I know, real original right? ( I assume their father died off screen I wasn't really paying attention.) (if your looking for a series that does this well look into
Hanasaku Iroha . Its on crunchyroll and is really good, i would highly recommend what I've seen so far.)
So our character examine their map and realize that they are infact going the wrong way. They instantly get off the bus and go to the opposite side, but the next bus doesn't come for an hour! They seemed shocked, but since the bus I ride to work always takes an hour inbetween buses I don't pity them. Japan must have a really sweet bus system though.
And then our most interesting character yet appears! Its a monkey! A monkey that steals the little sisters hat and goes running into the woods. (I've decided to go with sister till someone corrects me) So yeah, when stock monkey shenanigans are the best part of your show, stop it. This monkey better not become a supporting character. We really don't need that.
I just read at the top of the review guidelines that I'm not allowed to use vulgar language, that makes me sad.
And then our character climbs up a tree chasing the monkey falls 30 feet and dies. Story over.
I must say i was surprised it took such a gritty tone. The rest of the episode was spent cleaning up the body and the little sisters emotional breakdown at the death of her brother so close to the death of her dad. It actually makes you tear up a bit.
What? What do you mean that didn't happen? Why would I make something that good up? Oh yeah, to detract from this drivel. No of course he land in a bush so he's perfectly fine. With only is pride bruised.
While attempting to return to his sister our main character runs into what I think is a transformed magical girl. Cause not even the most girl sundress has that many frills and heart pendants.
And then the first genuinely funny line is said. "You're a girl?" Almost as if he's not sure. Granted if I ran into a girl that frilled up in the middle of the woods I'd be wondering if she wasn't a nymph or something. She replies with the only appropriate response of "Yeah... I am". Ok if the rest of this anime is like this scene. I'm in! Come on anime, don't f*** up!
As their walking back to the road the girl begins to recite a recipe for miso soup, much to the main characters discomfort.
He thanks her, but she responds that thanks were not needed as she only did it so he would not be eaten by a bear. Kind of a creepy reason, but ok.
And then we get a panty shot. Ok! Reviews over! Its a harem. F*** it!
This review was written for comedy purposes. This anime is not nearly as good as I make it seem and I highly advise you not watch it. If you are offended by this, theres probably a reason for that and you should take a long look at yourself. (after all, someones review really shouldn't bother you, (unless there's some niggling little doubt in the back of your head that doesn't go away no matter what you do))
If there is a magical make the anime better scene in the second half of this show, somebody send me a private message, I'll take a second look at the show, but as it stands, this one is s***, skip it.